Mike’s Hard Lemonade has a funny FB campaign (Get Your Nombre) where you type in your name and a mariachi band sings your name. This is what “Josh” sounds like. I laughed.
THEY DON’T HAVE ELIZABETH! Now all these memories are flooding back from when I was a kid and I could never find a personalized souvenir item. Sure, there would be a Liz keychain, or maybe a Beth pencil, but Elizabeth? Far too rare.