I was still giggling about this moment 30 minutes later.
“Okay, now I’m standing up. And I’m looking around. And I see the children’s faces and I can see that the children are sad because they’re crying. And now I turn and I run towards the door. And I am opening up the door. And now I’m outside the door.” - DVD Commentary, Kindergarten Cop
After his DVD commentary of Total Recall gained internet popularity, Arnold Schwarzenegger was kind enough to give us some exclusive behind-the-scenes DVD commentary for some of his other films.
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According to Brooks, current Prime Minister David Cameron used to send her texts signed “LOL” until Brooks told the politician that the acronym did not stand for “lots of love.

The Apartment — Michael Showalter
In which baby Showalter edits his high school literary magazine. By the way, his mother is feminist critic Elaine Showalter, which makes the idea of him reading this Bukowski backwash to her even funnier.
oh goodness, this is hilarious.
And I died again.
/ok, last of Happy Endings spam … for now.
If dirty little monkeys fly around the rainbow why oh why can’t I.
THIS. (via leoisnothavingit)
We’re all in agreement that this is the best episode of the series so far, right?
YES.
Don’t patronize me, Monica.
I have laughed so hard this episode thanks to Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) omg.
I was laughing so hard at this that I missed Ben’s comment to Jerry.
(via fuckyeahparksandrec)
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Campaign team on ice
The entire scene on the ice had me crying from laughing so hard.
Ditto. I’m sure my downstairs neighbor wondered what the hell was going on in my apartment because I was laughing so hard and loud.
