"Boyz II Men come to you with a song called “Water Runs Dry,” and you have no choice but to stick them in a desert in billowy, cream-colored pajamas. Your hands are tied."

Dave Holmes Revisits Waterworld-Era Music Videos — Vulture

"Let me remind you. Scarlet is our heroine, Louis her common law husband, and Jackson her lover. She is between her husband and lover, but although we are already on page 33 she has still not got any further than her grandmother’s kitchen where she has brought food from the freezer. It is this sort of novel, I am afraid."

Kehua!, Fay Weldon.

Chelsea Peretti on emojis and her Brooklyn Nine-Nine cast

Hollywood Reporter: How would you describe each of your Brooklyn co-stars using emojis?
Chelsea Peretti: Jake: I wish there were a leather-coat emoji because that would be perfect for him and Rosa. I could knock them both out with one emoji! But Jake would be the shirt-and-tie emoji because of his whole battle with that. Amy Santiago would be a smile with its tongue out, like that puppy dog happy face. Rosa could be the one with the flat mouth and flat eyes. Terry (Terry Crews) would be a palm tree, then a broadly smiling face, and then another palm tree, then the sunglasses guy and another palm tree. Sometimes you have to do a series; you just can't commit to one emoji (laughs). Boyle could be the smiling cop with the cop hat on. Holt would be wide eyes with a flat mouth. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker) and Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) could be two turtle emojis (laughs).
Male Novelist Jokes

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: You wouldn’t understand.

harikondabolu:

My Conan standup debut from last October. Race, gender and chocolate. The usual. Notice how I’m courageously battling a cold!

Such a crush I have on this fellow, I tell ya.

HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film (by pixelspersecond)

Well, this is my kind of horror movie!