Lisa Simpson: Ms. Rowling, I love your books. You’ve turned an entire generation on to reading.
J.K. Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
Lisa Simpson: Could you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
J.K. Rowling: [exasperated] He grows up and he marries you! Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa Simpson: [dreamily] Yes.
Submitted by Maddy
Note: this is also the episode from which I got my Tumblr motto (that’s “like, you know, whatever” if you’re too lazy to look). via lisasimpsonbookclub:
“Did you invite one of your friends?”
“Friends? Ha! These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.”
“Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.”