Time for a veggie-back ride!
(via thesimpsonswayoflife)
“…You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.”
(via thesimpsonswayoflife)
![lisasimpsonbookclub:
Lisa Simpson: Ms. Rowling, I love your books. You’ve turned an entire generation on to reading.
J.K. Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
Lisa Simpson: Could you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
J.K. Rowling: [exasperated] He grows up and he marries you! Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa Simpson: [dreamily] Yes.
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Lisa Simpson: Ms. Rowling, I love your books. You’ve turned an entire generation on to reading.
J.K. Rowling: Thank you, young Muggle.
Lisa Simpson: Could you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
J.K. Rowling: [exasperated] He grows up and he marries you! Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa Simpson: [dreamily] Yes.
Submitted by Maddy
Lisa: Miss Tan, I loved The Joy Luck Club. You really showed me how the mother-daughter bond could survive adversity.
Amy Tan: No, no, that’s not what I meant at all. I can’t believe how wrong you got it. Just sit down, I’m embarrassed for both of us.
Note: this is also the episode from which I got my Tumblr motto (that’s “like, you know, whatever” if you’re too lazy to look). via lisasimpsonbookclub:
“Did you invite one of your friends?”
“Friends? Ha! These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.”
“Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.”
Why, hey, it’s the episode that my Tumblr motto came from! (that’s “Like, you know, whatever.” for those too lazy to check)
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