Inventory #155: Binder clips
REGARDING BLUE SUEDE SHOES
One for the money, two
for the show I wrote, it’s a one
man show played by a woman.
It takes place in an office supply
closet filled with black binders.
The producer invited only male
critics to opening night, they
say the show is about the male
gaze so they wanted to give
that to me—surprise! I wrote
the play about me in a closet
bathing in a fluorescent blue light
but that’s OK, I can change it.