You have the wrong number
Woman on phone (in Spanish): I'm trying to contact a supervisor about Juan.
Me (in broken Spanglish): Lo siento, pero you have the wrong number. Juan no esta aqui.
Woman on phone (in Spanish): But I need to talk to Juan! And you say Juan is not there. . .
Me (in broken Spanglish): Si! Juan no esta aqui, porque no es la tipa de oficina. You have the wrong number!
Woman on phone (in Spanish): But isn't this 800-XXX-XX55?
Me (in English, about to give up): No, this is 800-XXX-XX26! You have the wrong number.
Woman on phone (in English now): I waited half an hour to speak to Juan and I want to speak to a supervisor about it. Can you connect me?
Me: No - there's no one here like that. You have the wrong number!
Woman on phone (in English): Well give me the right one, honey!
And then I said something to the effect of: I can't help you, you have the wrong number, okthxbai (hung up).
Aug 8th